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Coming into our newly bought empty apartment. Its located here:
We are going to start next week with fixing it all!
Looking forward to it.
If Zis Mad You Smil, Pleas Pas On to Oza Pepl
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
The way pole dancing should be [VIDEO SFW]
Mallakhamb originated in Maharastra, India, during the 12th century, as a form of training for wrestlers. The word “Malla” means wrestler, while “khamb” translates as pole. This old art had almost been lost throughout the centuries, but it’s become increasingly popular, in recent years, mainly due to the efforts of coaches like Uday Deshpande.
The sport of Mallkhamb has athletes climb up a wooden pole, 55 cm in diameter,at the base, and 35, at the top, and perform various poses and feats. The pole is most often made of teak, because of its sturdiness, and before exercises begin, it’s rubbed with castor oil, to prevent friction.
Even though Mallakhamb is yet to be recognized as an official sport, in India, it has been embraced by visually-impaired boys. This art is about feeling and understanding the strength and balance of one’s body, and that’s why blind Mallakhamb athletes are just as good as those with perfect eyesight.
Great beer Vedett [photos]
Drank this beer on my birthday in Het witte huis in Rotterdam and got this bottle with my picture from the owner. Thanks Frank for the gift ;)
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Best presents ever for my birthdday! Thank you all [photos]
First of all would love to say thanks to all my friends that chipped in, and to the family of my girlfriend for the amazing presents. Never expected all of this! Also thanks for the parties and fun the whole weekend.
For the amazing iPad thanks to:
- Laurien Jansen
- Kip & Flo
- Chris Jansen
- Christa Remijnse
- Ed Jansen
- Wil Rietveld
- Eddy Jansen
- Sus Morales
- Hans de Groot
And for the amazing Apple iPad Camera Connection Kit, Apple iPad Case & Apple iPad Keyboard Dock:
- Tom van de Kamp
- Paulien Kwakel
- Jeroen van de Kamp
- Thomas Hazelaar
- Elisa Koot
- Jeroen de Korte
- Sus de Korte
- Dieuwer Bulthuis
- Lars Crama
- Karlijn Gerris
- Olaf Ouwerkerk
I dont think I forgot somebody. If i did ill update the list later.
Thank you all!
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Latest bier (Gulpener pilsner)
Nice fresh pilsner, highly recommended! You can buy it in AH Kralingen ;)
